Non-Realistic Dildos

What's Cool in Non-Realistic Dildos?

Dryad Wooden Ergonomic G-spot Dildo

Your pussy can be a tree hugger with this gorgeous, wooden S-curve hourglass dildo.

Theo Partner Pack Comfort Cloth Harness and Silicone Dildo Combination

A combo of two excellent products: a black Theo G-String Harness and a violet Five Jules Silicone Dildo. Save money buying pre-combined.

Ella Double-ended G-spot Silicone Dildo

One end of this silicone dildo is a flattened tip for focused G-spot play, while the other end is shaped for controlled, filling thrusting.

Scorpion Stainless Steel Dildo

A nifty two-sided metal toy that works as metal anal beads or a lovely smaller G-spot stimulator.

Dryad Intrigue Wooden Dildo

With a curved tip for G-spot and prostate play and a thicker end to fill you up, this toy has a lot of pleasing potential.

Bouncer Silicone Dildo

Inside this rippled silicone dildo hide three rotating balls that respond to every movement, adding extra jiggle to your thrusts.

Fusion Silicone Dildo

A sleek, non-realistic silicone dildo with an ergonomically-designed base featuring a one-of-a-kind “clit stimulator”.

D.2 Stone Dildo

A dildo hand sculpted from polished Absolute Black Granite. The slightly twisted and curved shaft and broad head offer many sensations.

Drive Me Crazy Glass Massage Wand

A multi-function glass toy with curves, bumps, and bloops, oh my!

Dryad Seduction Wooden Dildo

This wooden S curved sculpture features a bulb end for G-spot/prostate play and a wider end to fill you up.

Pure Wand Stainless Steel Dildo

A stainless steel crescent with balled ends that makes for a versatile, stunning toy.

La Tour Est Folle Elastomer Dildo

A crazy French artist has turned the Eiffel Tower into a sexy, flexible elastomer dildo. Vive la France!

Tomboi Partner Pack Brief Harness and Silicone Dildo Combination

A combo of two excellent products: a red Tomboy Brief Harness and a medium black Five Jules Silicone Dildo. Save money buying pre-combined.

Deluxe Silicone Dilator Set (5 pieces)

Super-soft silicone dilators in 5 progressive sizes for ease of insertion and ultimate comfort while stretching your vaginal muscles.

Charmer Silicone Dildo

A saw-toothed dildo that maximizes G-spot rubbing with four pleasure bumps along the length.

Dryad Mesmerize Wooden Dildo

Two different sized tapered bloop ends and snake-like curves between give this gorgeous wooden toy versatility and great grip stability.

Silk Silicone Dildo

Some of the smoothest dildos we carry, for all your fucking needs.

Buck Dich Paddle/Dildo

This all-silicone toy has a substantial paddle at one end and a curved, ridged dildo at the other end to deliver all sorts of fun.

Eleven Stainless Steel Dildo

An impressive, heavy, double-ended 11" dildo made out of stainless steel.

Olga Precious Metal Double-ended G-spot Dildo

An elegant & luxurious toy, crafted in stainless steel or 24K gold plate, with a flattened end for G-spot play & a tapered end for fullness.

Five Jules Silicone Dildo

A classic dildo with no ridges or sharp curves that subtlety curves to stimulate the G-Spot effortlessly, available in 3 sizes.

Slow Drive Silicone Dildo

A smooth, medium sized purple silicone dildo with an angled tip for G-spot or prostate stimulation. Harness compatible.

Crystal Wand Acrylic Dildo

For fans of extreme curvature, this S-curve dildo is a wonderful "get in there and make it happen" toy.

Dryad Wooden Ergonomic Bloop Wand

This wand curves to stimulate your G-spot while the increasing bloops tease you open.

Bend Over Beginner Harness Kit

This kit comes with a harness, one-touch bullet vibe, an extra O-ring, and two silicone dildos. Strap it on, lube it up, have fun!

D.1 Silicone Dildo

This silicone dildo has a unique asymmetrical design with two different shaped ends and is ergonomically designed for either hand.

Crystal Wand Deluxe Acrylic Dildo

A verrrry skinny acrylic wand for extreme G-spotting or some beginning anal play.

Dryad Allure Wooden Bloop Wand

Whether you’re using the tapered oval point or the 3 bloops, this wooden toy is a joy in the pussy or the butt.